Ask the Squid is a spin-off where Squidward answers your questions. It was created by SpongeBob13579. If you have a question to ask Squidward, please read the following rules first:

  • No asking inappropriate questions.
  • Ask something creative; not a boring question (ex. do not ask something like: "What's 2+8?")
  • You can (but do not have to) ask questions about his life.
  • Be patient, when you ask Squidward a question, he will answer your question soon.
  • Feel free to ask Squidward as many questions as you want, and check often for new questions and answers!
  • Ready to ask? Have fun!


Season # of questions Questions asked Questions answered
1 19 10 10
2 14 TBA TBA