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|Airdate||April 9, 2017|
|Production company||Luis TV|
|Story by||TheJasbre202, The Imperial Ghost|
|Written by||The Imperial Ghost|
|Title card by||TheJasbre202|
Basket Grunge is the fourth episode of the fourth season of Basket Sponge. This episode is the 64th episode overall.
SpongeBob and Larry get new glasses when a doctor prescribes them with bad eyesight, and now have to adjust so they can adjust to their newest challenges.
[SpongeBob and Larry sit down in the opticians near each other.]
Larry: So, why would we end up here?
SpongeBob: You do remember....?
Larry: Short-term memory.
SpongeBob: You never said.
Larry: I didn't want to...
SpongeBob: Alright, alright... I'll tell you.
[The first practice in the week... after Larry came back.]
Kobe: Larry... there's a reason why I sent you off. You're crap.
Larry: Would have guessed that without the mail return in Cleveland, coach.
Kobe: Wait... stop using the reverse psychology and why are you talking to the bench.
Larry: What... is that why you stretched to lose the pounds, coach?
Kobe: You got a visual impairment?
Larry: A visual what-ment?
Kobe: You need the glasses.
Larry: I do not want four eyes.
Kobe: Say that to the bench you keep talking to. Out now!
[Larry makes a sad dog noise.]
SpongeBob: Kobe. That was a bit weird.
Kobe: Face is up here. You're looking at my...
SpongeBob: I'll go now...
[He leaves as well. He and Larry decide to head off towards the opticians.]
SpongeBob: And that's it...
INTOCOM: "Mr Lobster, next. Mr Lobster.... next."
Larry: That's me...!
Mr. Lobster: Sorry, Larry. I'm 'Mr. Lobster'. First name is Mr, remember?
Larry: Damn my short-term memory.
Mr. Lobster: You have short-term memory? Then how do you play basketball?
SpongeBob: He doesn't really play good anymore. He plays.... but not good.
Bulldog Fan (with braces): Wait a minute.... How come you were so good the Cebu Elites.
[We start to go into a flashback but...]
SpongeBob: The truth is we lied. It's a publicity thing! Now scram... We're wasting time here.
[FINALLY, at the opticians.]
Optician: In these tests we can see that both you two need glasses... but how come your so good at basketball in your team and you have to come here?
Optician: Can you tell me without flashback?
SpongeBob: Yeah... it's because we've been staring at the sun a bit too long.
Optician: Oh yes... the "Burn Baby Burn" solution.
Larry: The government named a problem after an Ash song? Disgusting...
Optician: Try these on...
[He gives them the glasses that they have been prescribed.]
Optician: They'll be quite helpful...
SpongeBob: We'll take them then...
Optician: That's fine with me. [chuckles.]
[SpongeBob and Larry then burst into the gym.]
Larry: We're...... back!
Kobe: Those glasses do annnyyyyyyy.... what?
Larry: Coach, you alright?
Kobe: Sorry about that you two... I'll erm stop with the...
Larry: Coach, you're not turning gay over us in glasses, are you?
Larry: I'm just gonna leave now... are you, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Yepppppppppp... I will.
[They leave before Kobe starts to get them.]
SpongeBob: Yeah, it's a bit too gay. But what's the problem? These glasses don't make us look that different.
Larry: We'll need to talk to that optician again...
[They go back in and the optician looks at them with a sort of evil smirk on his face.]
Larry: What the hell did you do to us?
Optician: Prescribed you glasses. What's the matter with that?
SpongeBob: The glasses make our coach feel a little bit... well, a bit weird.
Optician: You look fine... for what you are now.
[He shows them the new 'versions' of themselves.]
Larry: What the hell, why do we look like anime characters? I mean... what kind of optician are you?
Optician: Not just one... but....
[He rips off a latex mask to show them that he was Adam was in disguise.]
Adam: Me, ladies and gentlemen.
Larry: Why is it always you?
Adam: Because a married man can still have some fun. I may never own the Tomahawks, but I still love a bit of evil.
Larry: Well, if you put it that way...
[Larry punches Adam who is then knocked out.]
SpongeBob: Isn't that anti-climatic?
Larry: Don't worry... everything will go back to normal next week. Wanna keep the glasses?
SpongeBob: Sure... it will be awesome for a prank.
[They leave as it marks the end of the episode.]
This scene would have been placed right at the end. I deleted it because it felt too out of place and was like a bad 'Family Guy' cut-away joke.
JASBRE2002: So, your 'first' episode returning is a one about glasses that make people turn gay because they are anime characters.
IMPERIAL: Yeah.. that's what it's supposed to be.
JASBRE2002: That's the lamest idea I've ever heard. These episodes are suppoused to be great!
LUIS: You know that the series always went into different ideas? Bugs created Cinco De Mayo.
IMPERIAL: Yeah, I created A Glimpse of the Future which Bugs liked and fixed your Season 1 finale.
JASBRE2002: But the only reason we're here is because you cancelled the show after your shoddy third season.
IMPERIAL: Luis wasn't there to control me.
LUIS: Only because I was away.
IMPERIAL: Anyway, there's my episode. I'll see you in Prague.
[He leaves the room.]
|Just Another Gold Medal (Part 1) (Part 2) • Scrimmage Night • Basket Grunge • Tomorrow is the Day I Die • The Krusty Krushers • Warriors and Legends • Dare Force • Let the Games Begin! • As the Tide Turns|