Narrator: Ahhh it is a beautiful morning in Bikini Bottom and we see Squidward watching TV.
Squaidward: I wonder what is on the news.
News Reporter: Now the fanciest house in Bikini Bottom is Squilliam Fancyson's house.
(Squidward dials a phone number)
Squidward: Lets battle. The winner is the one that has the fanciest house.
Squilliam: Do you really think you can beat me?
(Squidward makes an elevator and fountain that does not have water. Instead it has juice and tells him what he did)
Squilliam: I am coming to see your house.
Squidward: AAAAAA what do I do?
(SpongeBob and Patrick get in to Squidward's house)
Squidward: Oh no.
Patrick: Touching stuff, touching stuff.
SpongeBob: me too, me too.
Squidward: Go home! Squilliam is coming in 5 minutes.
(SpongeBob and Patrick did not hear him)
(The phone rings)
Squilliam: I am bringing the news over.
(SpongeBob and Patrick do something but we can't see them because they are making smoke when they do what ever they are doing)
(Squilliam comes but his eyes are closed)
News Reporter: T-this is the fanciest house in Bikini Bottom.
Squilliam and Squidward: What?
(SpongeBob and Patrick made the house look like some rich guy's house)
SpongeBob and Patrick: If the house does not have anything fancy we make everything. And in reverse.
Squidward: If Squilliams house has everythng fancy then... Go help Squilliam with his house.
SpongeBob and Patrick: OK!
Squilliam: Really, OK then lets go.
Squidward: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE END written by Fupo in the old days.