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| Series | Rags to Riches |
| Season | 1 |
| Episode | 4 |
| Airdate | February 21, 2015 |
| Story by | Doctor Bugs |
| Written by | Doctor Bugs |
| Directed by | SBCA |
| Title card by | SBCA |
| Previous Episode | Young Entrepreneurs |
| Next Episode | TBA |
Four-Leaf Algae is the fourth episode Season 1 of Rags to Riches.
Plot[]
Eugine accidentally wins the $500,000,000 jackpot. But his money is stolen by none-other than his greatest friend, Plankton. Is this the end of their friendship?
Transcript[]
[the young Eugine and Sheldon are walking down the street]]
Sheldon: (finds a 20 dollar bill on the sidewalk) Oh, boy! It's my lucky day!
Eugine: (takes it from him) Ah ah ah, I must inspect it first!
Sheldon: What the cheese are you talking about?
Eugine: I need to make sure this isn't fake! (holds a magnifying glass to the dollar) Hmmm, it looks suspicious. I'm gonna have to run some tests on it! (puts it in his pocket)
Sheldon: Do you think I was born yesterday?!
Eugine: .....kinda.
Sheldon: Well you're wrong! Give me that dollar back!
Eugine: You'll have to catch me first! (bolts down the street)
Sheldon: Get back here, Eugine! I found that bill fair and square!
Eugine: Finders keepers, losers weepers!
Sheldon: Weep THIS! (throws a brick at Eugine's head)
Eugine: OWWW!!!! (the 20 dollar bill goes flying through the air)
[we see a younger, child-version of Squidward find the dollar bill]]
Squidward: Look mother, I found 20 dollars!
Mother: Let me see it. (takes it out of his hands) I'm buyin' a scratch ticket.
Squidward: (sniff) But why?
Mother: Cuz we're poor. Now quit your wining! (purchases a scratch ticket)
[Eugine finally catches up to them.]]
Eugine: YOU! YOU TOOK MY DOLLAR AND BOUGHT A SCRATCH TICKET!!!!
Mother: Sir, please go easy on a poor family...
Eugine: (punches the lady in the face, takes her scratch ticket)
Squidward: (runs away screaming)
Eugine: Looks like I'll have to use this here scratch ticket!
Sheldon: (finally catches up to them) You mean MY scratch ticket!
Eugine: Shut up, Sheldon! I'm bigger, stronger, superior, - OW!
Sheldon: (biting Eugine's toe)
Eugine: Screw it, let's see if I won! (scratches all 3 numbers on the ticket)
Sheldon: Well! Did you win?
Eugine: Three 8's! I got three 8's! I won! Woo-hoo!
Sheldon: You mean I WON!!!!!!!!!!!
Eugine: Nope! And it's all thanks to my lucky, four-leaf algea in my pocket! (pulls it out of his pocket)
Sheldon: That thing's disgusting!
Eugine: YOU'RE disgusting! (stomps on Sheldon)
Sheldon: AAAHHH!!!!
Eugine: Now, time to turn in me ticket and get me money!
Eugine turns in the ticket, and receives the $500,000,000 jackpot.
Eugine: I'm rich! I've always dreamed of this! All of my short life, I've dreamed about becoming a millionaire!
Sheldon: But Eugine! What about our business we were gonna start?
Eugine: Screw the business! I've got all the money I'll ever need!
Sheldon: Technically it should be MY money! I found the 20 dollars FIRST!!!!
Eugine: Well, too bad you're a tiny weakling who couldn't take me money even if he tried!
Sheldon: We'll see about THAT! (presses a button, launching a rocket at Eugine)
Eugine: Ah!!! Where the heck did that come from?
Sheldon: I may be small, but I'm an inventive mastermind! Perfect for stealing anything I want!
Eugine: (imitating Nacho Libre) Take it easy!
Sheldon: Robots, take the bag of money!
[A random army of the young genius's robots take the bag of money and give it to Sheldon.]
Sheldon: Thank you. I'll be on my way. (flies away on a jet pack)
Eugine: Oh no you didn't!
Robot: Oh yes he did.
Eugine: Shuddap.
Robot: Aw.
Eugine: I have to take that money back! Good thing I'm always one step ahead of the little pipsqueak.
[Sheldon lands on top of a building]
Sheldon: Ah! Atlast! Millions of dollars in the name of Sheldon Plankton! What more could a man want?
Eugine: (jumps onto the roof) I'll be taking that money back!
Sheldon: But it was mine FIRST!!!!
Eugine: But it was mine SECOND!!!!!
Sheldon: That's a horrible argument!!!!
Eugine: I don't care, I love money!!!!
Sheldon: Robots, cease him!
[the robots approach him]
Eugine: Good thing I've always got me four-leaf algae!
Sheldon: Huh?
Eugine: (pulls his four-leaf algae out of his pocket)
Robots: Uh-oh.
Eugine: (throws the slimy, disgusting fungus at the robots)
Robots: (start sparking) Malfunction....malfunction....(all the robots explode)
Eugine: Hahah! You're defenseless now, Sheldon!
Sheldon: Eugine, we've got a bigger problem on our hands...look.
[the bag of money has been set on fire due to the explosion]
Eugine: NOOOOOOO!!!!! ME MONEY IS RUINED!!!!!!!! (starts crying)
Sheldon: I know right? It's so sad!!!! (turns around, pulls out another bag of money) Tee-hee. Eugine was stupid enough to fall for that decoy! The real money is mine!!!! Hahahah!!!!
[a seagull swoops down, and takes the money out of Sheldon's hand]
Sheldon: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!