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House Fancy 2 (Transcript)

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Can someone finnsh this transcript it's been a long time andI really think it should be finished.





French Narrator: Ah, another morning and Squidward is watching TV.

Squidward: I wonder if House Fancy's on.

Squidward turns on House Fancy and this is want he saw:

Nick: I've got bad news! House Fancy has been CANCELLED!

echoes: CANCELLED...CANCELLED...CANCELLED..

Squidward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Outside SpongeBob is working in his garden and hears Squidward screaming.

SpongeBob: Hmm...Squid must be watching a scary movie!

The scene cuts back to Squidward

Squidward dials phone

Phone Operator: Hello, Bikini Bottom Public Access!

Squidward: Hello! Is House Fancy still on your network?

Phone Operator: Sorry, It's been cancelled! 

Squidward hangs up and walks back and forth.

Squidward: Why in the world would cancel House Fancy?

Just then SpongeBob appears out of nowhere

SpongeBob: House Fancy's been cancelled?

Squidward: Yes! What how did you get in here?

SpongeBob: The Window!

Scene turns to window then back to SpongeBob and Squidward

Squidward: I don't have time for this! I've got bigger problems!

SpongeBob: Like what?

Squidward: Well for starters, one of favorite TV shows got cancelled!

SpongeBob: Is that it?

Squidward: Pretty Much!

SpongeBob: OK!

Nick: (on TV): There's an opening for a show to replace House Fancy!

This gave SpongeBob an idea.

SpongeBob: I could make a show. (leaves scene)

Squidward: Who could replace House Fancy!

Next Scene SpongeBob and Patrick try to come up with a good idea for a TV show.

SpongeBob: The world of Fish? No! The clownfish show? No!

Patrick: Life of Ice Cream Planet?

SpongeBob stares at him

Patrick: It's all I could think of.

SpongeBob thinks of a good title

SpongeBob: The Clownfish and Ice Cream Show

Patrick: Yeah!

SpongeBob and Patrick take their idea to Bikini Bottom Public Access

Back at Squidward's house he was still watching his TV.

TV Announcer: We have a new show.

Squidward: It's about time!

Announcer: The Clownfish and Ice Cream Show!

Squidward: This should be good!

Announcer: Created by SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star

Squidward: WHAT!

Squidward dials phone again

Squidward: Hello, Bikini Bottom Public Access!

Phone Operator: Now what?

Squidward: Why is that show on the air?

Phone Operator: Two kids sent it in!

Squidward: Can't you stop it!

Phone Operator: With a million views? Forget it! (hangs up)

Squidward: Rrrrr....

Clownfish on TV: Honk, honk, dinkity donk!

(Clownfish eats ice cream and burps)

Squidward: SpongeBob! Patrick! Wait! I mean, wait. If those two nincompoops can make a show, I can recreate House Fancy!

(Squidward runs to the TV station)

Squidward: Hello, I'd like to make a show called House Fancy 2: Squilliam-Free! I got it? Yes!

Timecard: 24 Hours later....

Squidward on TV: And that is the fanciest house owned by Philip Phil from Philidelphia.

SpongeBob and Patrick: Uh...back to seaweed sauce and coral.

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