"It's Bond, Sponge Bond" is the pilot episode of Sponge Bond. It is paired with "Our Enemy Is A Bug?"
Plot[]
It is a normal day when SpongeBob and Patrick find out that they are going to become secret agents. They go to the abandoned hideout to find Sandy.
Transcript []
Narrator: Welcome to episode one of Sponge Bond. Today SpongeBob and Patrick become cer agents. Over to you boys!
(Scene cuts to Krusty Krab)
Voice: I need my hands on that secret formula!
SpongeBob: (Turns on light) Mr. Krabs, why are you stealing your own formula?
Mr. Krabs: Didn't you hear the theme song?
SpongeBob: You mean 'Who Lives In A Pineapple Under The Sea?'
Mr. Krabs: Nope
SpongeBob: 'We Are The Snails?'
Mr. Krabs: NO! Er.. I mean, (coughs) I have been thinking, the formula has almost slipped ot of my hands and fell into Plankton's every time.
SpongeBob: Oh No!
Mr. Krabs: So I need two smart boys, maybe one dumb to guard it and solve other problems.
SpongeBob: (excited) I could do it!
Mr. Krabs: Good! Bring your pink friend here in five minutes.
SpongeBob: Got it!
(Scene cut's to the outside of Patrick's rock.)
SpongeBob: (Knocks)
Patrick: (Opens up) What?
SpongeBob: We are going to be spys!
Patrick: Yippee! So we should go to that red guy's restraunt.
SpongeBob: Of course.
(Scene go's back to Krusty Krab)
Mr. Krabs: Glad your here. I'm not really a fan of James Bond so I heard Sandy knows alot about spy's. I want you to go to the wild west. There should be a place called The Abandoned Hideout. Sandy's there. She will tell you everything you need to know.
SpongeBob: I think I got it, but just in case, tell me the whole thing again I wasnt listening.
Mr. Krabs: Aar! goto the wild west, there should be a place called the abandoned hideout, Sandy will tell you how to be spys.
Patrick: Got it!
Mr. Krabs: Bye SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: It's bond, Sponge Bond.
SpongeBob:to the patty wagon!
(SpongeBob and Patrick take a lift round back that leads to a garage. They get out the lift and drive to the wild west in the patty wagon.)
(Scene cut's to wild west)
Patrick: So were looking for a something hideout.
SpongeBob: It's the abandoned hideout.
Patrick: Look there it is!
Sandy: (Walks out hideout) Hi there! I heard your krabby friend wants me to teach you how to be spys.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Yes!
Sandy: Well it's easy. Just do what Mr. Krabs tells you to do and use these gadgets. The manual is inside the bag.
SpongeBob: Thanks.
Sandy: Oh and take the spy phone.
Spy Phone: SpongeBob? Patrick? This is Krabs. Terrible news, Plankton stoll me formula! It's up to you to retrieve it.
(Episode 1b starts)