"Martyrdom: It's The Real Mauna Loa Not For Everyone"
Airdate: August 1, 2011
Writer(s): Gabby Liana-Amy Plankton Marcella
This is the fifth episode of the second season of The Wreck of the Mauna Loa and is also a parody of the Fanfiction Martyrdom: It's Not For Everyone.


Natette, 22. Drop out, drug addict, deadbeat The Real Mauna Loa... and prophet, unless the angels are pulling his leg. Wouldn't be the first time Mauna Loa Amusement Park Ride. Now the Church's got an assassin after him, Squidward's on another power trip, and Uriel won't stop freeloading.


  • This is a parody of Martyrdom.
  • This episode gained 6.2 million viewers.
  • Characters:
    • Martyrdom - Natette
    • Harriette - Rebecca
    • Eric - Nat
    • Randy - Harold Reginald
    • Carl - Monroe Rechid
    • Chinami - Wendy
    • Curtis - Squidward
    • Professor Chaos - Plankton
    • Chaa the Platypus - Mr. Krabs
    • Patty the Platypus - Mrs. Puff
    • Franklin and Burt - Terrance and Phillip
    • Kenny the Frog - SpongeBob
  • This episode is somehow similar to South Park's The Coon parodies.

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