POOP! 2

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Creator: Cosmobo

Editors: Cosmobo

Air Date: February 16, 2015

Series: SpongeBob SquarePants

Plot

Sitting in on another boating school lecture, SpongeBob listens closely to Mrs. Puff's words when his belly starts groaning. SpongeBob tells Mrs. Puff that he needs to poop; but to his dismay, she rejects his request, telling him to wait until the lesson concluded. Two minutes later, SpongeBob let out a silent-but-deadly fart, stinking up the whole classroom. One fish seated behind SpongeBob has a heart attack due to the horrible, wretched smell. The fart smelled like rotten sewage and rotten eggs mixed together.

One classmate calls the hospital when Mrs. Puff finally gives in to SpongeBob's request to use the bathroom. Ten minutes later, Mrs. Puff is standing outside her classroom yelling for SpongeBob to come out of the bathroom and that he's missing the lesson. Finally, he comes from the bathroom and Mrs. Puff asks if he wiped his butt. He replies "uh, no" and flabbergasted, Mrs. Puff calls for Flats who appears with gloves on his hands. Flats tells SpongeBob "I'm gonna clean your butt!" As soon as he reaches for toilet paper, SpongeBob lets out another fart causing Flats to have a heart attack.

Mrs. Puff, fed up with SpongeBob's antics, tells him to stop farting as they are killing students. The rest of the students ran to the bathroom to escape the awful fart smell. Mrs. Puff goes to check on them to find out the smell was so horrible, that it killed all the students, so she proceeds to strap SpongeBob in a dark closet. Another fish from a different class approaches SpongeBob in the dark closet. The fish was strong and buff. He asks SpongeBob if he is "the farter." The unknown buff fish shows SpongeBob a video to illustrate how bad it is to fart in public.

On the TV shows three fish named Nat, Susan, and Tom sitting at a round table in an office. Nat suggests that the three should knock down The Chum Bucket, to which Susan agrees. Tom disagrees with the two and lets out a fart. Susan, disgusted, tells him that "she does not listen to a farter" and Tom was subsequently fired. Tom appears at the boating school and to SpongeBob's dismay, turns around to show his butt cut off. The buff fish explains that he had to cut off Tom's butt because he couldn't stop farting and that he has also cut off the butts of 3,000 other farting fish. SpongeBob faints.

When SpongeBob awoke, he is in a gym with the buff fish, called "Fart Gym." The buff fish explains that the "Fart Gym" contains a "butt crusher" and a "peg." A giant weight lands on SpongeBob's butt, as the buff fish begins to slowly count down from "10." When the buff fish reaches "1," SpongeBob anxiously excretes explosive diarrhea from his butt, all over him. The fish, disgusted, reveals his real name: Andy Giant Farts.

Meanwhile, SpongeBob organizes a farting contest, with Nat from the earlier video as the ticket salesman. Mr. Farts tries to enter the contest, but Nat refuses him entry because he does not have a valid ticket. Patrick and Bubble Bass are also entering the farting contest. Mr. Farts, trying to evade further trouble, escapes in a hot air balloon, holding SpongeBob hostage. SpongeBob eventually escapes and has a second bout of explosive diarrhea, covering Mr. Farts. Soon after, the hot air balloon exploded and nasty diarrhea splattered everywhere.

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Script

[Shows SpongeBob sitting down in boating school]

[shows SpongeBob's belling groaning]

SpongeBob: I don't feel so good...

Mrs Puff: why?

SpongeBob: I feel like I need a poo...

Mrs Puff: well you'll have to wait till the lesson is over!

[shows SpongeBob fart]

[shows a fish have a heart attack behind SpongeBob]

SpongeBob: Oh my!

Mrs Puff: OH MY GOSH SOMEONE CALL THE HOSPITAL!

[shows someone get out a phone]

Mrs Puff: Thank you...

[scene goes to Mrs Puff outside of the bathrooms]

Mrs Puff: SpongeBob come out your missing class!

SpongeBob: Coming!

[shows SpongeBob come out of the bathrooms]

Mrs Puff: Good...now did you clean your butt?

SpongeBob: No...

Mrs Puff: OH MY GOODNESS! I'M ASHAMED! FLATS!

[shows Flats come up with some gloves on]

SpongeBob: Eek...

Flats: I'm gonna clean your butt!

SpongeBob: Meep...[farts]

[shows Flats have a heart attack]

Mrs Puff: Your farts are killing students!

SpongeBob: I can't help it!

[shows Mrs Puff look in the bathroom]

Mrs Puff: Oh my goodness!

[shows loads of fishes sticking there heads in toilets]

Mrs Puff: THEY DIED IN A TOILET!

[shows SpongeBob strapped up in a dark room]

[shows a strong buff fish put his out of the darkness]

Fish: You must be the farter...

SpongeBob: Well...I'm also a fry cook and a professional bubble blower and jell...

Fish: Be quiet!you sicken me!

SpongeBob: Where is this?

Fish: Mrs Poppy Puff said you should be sent to here...

SpongeBob: Mrs Puff?!

Fish: In this class you will learn how not to fart!

SpongeBob: What?

Fish: Welcome to FART school!

SpongeBob: Oh no...

[TO BE CONTINUED]

[POOP 2! PLOP 2]

[shows the fish next to a TV]

Fish: We're gonna watch a video...ok?

SpongeBob: Ok...

Fish: I will show you how bad farting is!

[shows the TV turn on]

[shows loads of people round a table in an office]

Nat: I was thinking we could knock the chum bucket down!

Susan: That's a great idea!

Tom: But where would the owner live?

Susan: I don't know...

Tom:[farts] Oh pardon me :3

Susan: But...I'm not listening to a farter so...we are just knocking the chum bucket down!

Tom: But...

Susan: Oh and your also fired...

Tom: NOOO!!!

[shows the tape end]

Fish: So?

SpongeBob: That's bad...but that was just a tape!

Fish: Really? Well look...

[shows Tom come in]

SpongeBob: TOM!

Tom: He chopped my butt off...

[shows the fish turn on the lights]

[the lights reveal loads of butts strapped onto the wall]

SpongeBob: AHHH!!!

Fish: Yes! He couldn't stop farting so I chopped his butt off like the other 3000 people!

SpongeBob: Well how many people's butts have survived?

Fish: 10

SpongeBob: AHHHHHH!!!!

[Add break]

[Shows SpongeBob in a gym]

Fish: Welcome to FART gym!

SpongeBob: A gym?

Fish: There's the butt crusher and there's the peg!

SpongeBob: Why do you call it the butt crusher?

Fish: Because it crushes your butt

SpongeBob: Oh my...

[shows SpongeBob in the butt crusher]

SpongeBob: I I I'm ready...

Fish: GOOD!LET HER RIP!

[shows a giant weight land on SpongeBob's butt]

SpongeBob: AHHH!!!

Fish: 10...

[shows SpongeBob's belly groaning]

SpongeBob: Oh no...

Fish: 9...

SpongeBob: AHHH!

[shows SpongeBob melt]

Fish: 8...

[shows SpongeBob back to normal]

[shows SpongeBob's nose deflate]

Fish: 7...

[shows SpongeBob breathing heavily]

Fish: 6...

[shows SpongeBob's eyes pop out]

Fish: 5...

[shows SpongeBob's brain system turn off]

Fish: 4...

[shows SpongeBob's turn red]

Fish: 3...

[shows SpongeBob's pant's rip]

Fish: [laughs]2...

[shows SpongeBob's teeth shattering]

Fish: wow! one!

[shows the outside of the building]

[shows loads of poo suddenly splat over the windows]

[shows the fish with poo all over him]

Fish: I hate you!

SpongeBob: So sorry...

Fish: Get yourself washed!I'll take a shower!

SpongeBob: Ok sir...

Fish: My real name is Andy Gainst Farts!

SpongeBob: Ok Mr. Farts...

Fish: I like to be called Against Farts!

[shows SpongeBob and farts at the peg]

Farts: This is the peg!

SpongeBob: Oh no...

[shows SpongeBob walking around with a peg on his bottom]

SpongeBob: It's really hurting Mr. Farts...

Farts: STOP CALLING ME FARTS!

SpongeBob: Ok farts!I mean Trumps I mean Poops!

Farts: SHUT UP!

[shows SpongeBob fart]

Farts: YOU FARTED!

SpongeBob: Sorry!

[shows the peg flying around the room]

Farts: Get down on the floor!

[shows Farts and SpongeBob get down on the floor]

[shows the peg fly out of the window and hit someone in the eye]

Fish: AH MY EYE!

Farts: We need a lot more training!

[a montage starts showing SpongeBob getting better at the butt smasher and the peg]

[shows SpongeBob at a arcade]

SpongeBob: Fart blasters! I love the game!

[shows a game like space invaders but the aliens are farts and the ship is a butt]

SpongeBob: Destroy the farts!

[shows SpongeBob in the goo lagoon toilets]

[shows SpongeBob spray the place with a air freshener]

SpongeBob: Done!

[shows the door fly open]

[shows SpongeBob throw loads of flowers around]

Fred: Not cool man not coo coo cool!

[shows Fred sneeze]

Fred: Oh no!

[shows Fred sneeze into the toilet]

Fred: Help! Help!!

[shows SpongeBob at home]

[shows SpongeBob doing a crossword]

SpongeBob: What is it called when gas comes out of your butt? 4 letter word? Fart!

[shows SpongeBob see a add]

SpongeBob: Speaking of farts Bikini Bottom Fart Contest is back for the last time! No!I love that competition!

Gary: Meow

SpongeBob: Mr. Farts won't be bothered!

Gary: Meow

SpongeBob: I guess so...BUT I NEED TO GO!

Gary: Meow

SpongeBob: Hold onto my butt?! He won't chop off my butt!!!

[shows Mr. Farts in his house]

Mr Farts: Bikini Bottom fart contest?! I HATE THAT CONTEST! WATCH OUT CONTEST MR. FARTS IS COMING! OH GOD I CALLED MYSELF FARTS! IT'S CATCHING!

[shows Perch Perkins at a stadium]

Perch Perkins: What a lovely day at Bikini Bottom Stadium! Our farters are now warming up!

[shows Mr. Farts outside of the stadium]

[shows Nat Peterson at a stand]

Nat: Tickets please...

Farts: No!

Nat: Well you can't go in...

Farts: Oh can I not?!

Nat: Ugh you can't...

Farts: We'll see about that!

Nat: I'm just a ticket guy I can't see anything but the customers

Farts: You're an idiot!

Nat: Nah I'm just a ticket guy...

[shows Farts walking through some dump]

[shows loads of poo in the bags]

Farts: EW! GET ME OUT OF HERE!

[shows a guy walking out of the stadium]

Farts: You! Do you want to work with me?!

Guy: Anything but cleaning up poo!

Farts: Open the door to the stadium please...

Guy: And what do I get in repay?

Farts: I'll give you a break!

Guy: How?

Farts: By chopping peoples butts off so they can't fart...

Guy: Chopping butts off?! Chopping butts off?!oh ok...

[shows the Guy let Farts into the stadium]

[shows SpongeBob bump into Patrick at the back of the stadium stage]

SpongeBob: Patrick! You're entering?!

Patrick: Yeah! I always wanted to win a hot air balloon ride!

SpongeBob: Really?

Patrick: Nah but now I do...

SpongeBob: Ok...who are you taking with you?

Patrick: Maybe a ham sandwich...

SpongeBob: Oh...

Patrick: Who are you taking with you?

SpongeBob: Oh just Gary...just Gary...

[shows Bubble Bass walk up to SpongeBob and Patrick]

Patrick: Uh oh see ya SpongeBob gotta warm up...

SpongeBob: Bye Patrick!

[shows Patrick walk off]

Bubble Bass: Do you think you can beat me SquarePants?!

SpongeBob: I don't know...

Bubble Bass: You better get eating SquarePants!

SpongeBob: I can beat you without eating!

Bubble Bass: HA I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!

[shows Bubble Bass eat a full cake]

SpongeBob: Did you just?!

Bubble Bass: Yeah! Better see what you can get in the fridge!

[shows Farts walk into a break room]

[shows all the creators and famous people chatting]

David: I put my money on Bubble Bass!

Perch: I like the look of the starfish guy!

David: Wait who are you?!

Farts: Oh no one!

[shows Farts put a gas mask on his self]

David: Are you a creator or reporter?

Farts: Oh I'm no one now can you take the smell of poo?

Perch: What?!

[shows Farts empty a bag of poo into the room]

Perch: OH GROSS!

David: *barf*

[shows everyone in the room faint expect for Farts]

[shows Farts walk up to a door]

Door: {lease scan your fin to confirm your part of the contest...

[shows Farts grab ahold of David's fin]

[shows the door scan David's fin]

[shows the door open]

Door: You now have access to the top of the stadium

Farts: Hahahaha!!!

[shows SpongeBob,Patrick and Bubble Bass and others step onto a stage]

SpongeBob: So many people...

Patrick: I know!

Bubble Bass: Prepare to go down sponge!

[shows a person in a booth at the top of the stadium]

Announcer: Hello and welcome to Bikini Bottoms final fart contest! Let's go over the past years winners!

[shows Farts behind the announcer]

Announcer: Nat Peterson! He is now in the ticket booth! Tom! He he has no butt...

[shows Farts smash the announcer out of the window]

Announcer: AHHHH!!!

[shows the announcer hit the ground and die]

[shows everyone in the crowd try to escape]

[shows all the other contestants run inside the stage]

Bubble Bass: What's going on here?!

SpongeBob: I don't know but let's get into the back of the stage!

Patrick: Yeah!

Bubble Bass: Never! I am winning the hot air balloon ride no matter what!

[shows Farts get out a gun]

Farts: SpongeBob?! THAT'S IT!

SpongeBob: Get down he has a gun!

Patrick: Run inside the stage!

Bubble Bass: Never!

[shows SpongeBob and Patrick run in the stage]

SpongeBob: He's going to shoot you!

[shows Bubble Bass get shot]

Bubble Bass: AHHHH!!!

SpongeBob: No!

Patrick: Get in now!

[shows Patrick pull SpongeBob into the stage]

[shows all the contestants hiding]

Bill: Were all going to die!

Carthy: YEAH NICE NEWS FLASH!

Mike: Shut up!

SpongeBob: Can we just all calm down?!

[shows everyone go silent]

Bill: Why?!

SpongeBob: I have a plan! Who ate the most?!

Bill:Me!

Carthy: No I did!

Bill: No you didn't!

Carthy: Oh yes I did!

SpongeBob: We need you to sacrifice yourselves!

Bill: Wait what?...

[5 minutes later]

[shows Farts burst into the stage]

Farts: Where is everyone?!

[shows SpongeBob in the hot air balloon]

SpongeBob: Uh oh...Farts?!

Farts: DON'T CALL ME FARTS!

[shows Farts run in the hot air balloon]

Farts: I'm going to stab ya!

[shows SpongeBob jump off the hot air balloon]

SpongeBob: Bye bye...

Farts: You cant get away from me that easy!

[shows the hot air balloon fly into the air]

Farts: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shows the hot air balloon in the sky]

Farts: You'll never destroy me never!

[shows the hot air balloon blow up with poo]

[shows poo splat everywhere]

Farts: AHHHHH!!!!

Bill: Hello there!

Bill: ...BYE BYE!

SpongeBob: We did it!

[shows all the contestants come out]

Contestants: WE DID IT!

SpongeBob: Great hiding!

Patrick: We did it!

SpongeBob: Yeah!

[THE END]