This article is rated G, meaning it is appropriate for all ages.
This is another upcoming episode.
Patrick becomes a detective but nobody has any mystries to solve.
- Mr. Krabs
- Bikini Bottomites
French Narrator: Ahhh.. the sea.. so fabulous.. so.. *screen pans over to Patrick's rock* dumb? Well, sometimes.
(Inside Patrick's Rock)
TV: GOOD MORNING BIKINI BOTTOM AND IT IS A FABULOUS DAY HERE AND WE HAVE GOT SOME NEWS FOR Y-
Patrick: This show is plain boring. *Throws plate Patrick ate chips on at TV*
Patrick: Aww man.. now the TV is broken! I KNOW! I'll go to SpongeBob's house and watch TV! *Runs to SpongeBob's house*
Patrick: *knocks on door* SpongeBob, you there?
SpongeBob: *opens door* Patrick! Hey buddy!
Patrick: SpongeBob, I need your help on.. watching tv.
Patrick: Yeah my TV broke.. *frowns*
SpongeBob: Well, my TV broke too. Gary accidentally spilled his water on the cables, now it's ruined.
Patrick: Well, I need help on finding a hobby then!
SpongeBob: Oh my gosh, I have been waiting for you to ask me this for a long time! BE A DETECTIVE! YOU CAN SOLVE MYSTERIES! IT'S FUN, TRY IT!! *Smiles*
Patrick: I've always wanted to be a detective, well I gotta go.
SpongeBob: Take these detective gadgets, this magnifying glass, and this super cool detective coat.
Patrick: Oooh.. pretty..
SpongeBob: Wear the clothes and use those gadgets!
Patrick: Alright SpongeBob! *goes to house so he can change*
Patrick: *Comes out, looking like a real detective and goes to SpongeBob's house again*
Patrick: Hey SpongeBob, how do I look?
SpongeBob: Like a real detective! Now go solve mysteries!
Patrick: *laughs and heads to the city*
SpongeBob: Have fun!
(In the city)
Patrick: It's a Good day in Bikini Bottom, but I saw Plankton steal something...
Plankton: Hey! I'm Not stealing, I'm just walking to the Chum Bucket! Are you out of your mind?
Patrick: No, I'm pretty sure you uh.. st- stoo something.
Plankton: It's STOLE you idiot.
Patrick: Oh yeah, *drools*
Plankton: Agh.. *facepalm*
Patrick: Uh.. anyway I think you stole something..
Plankton: I'm not stealing anything, look! *pulls out bag and pockets and nothing is in there.*
Patrick: Oh, well I better check somewhere else. SOMEBODY must've stole something. I need a Krabby Patty to boost my energy. *walks into Krusty Krab, bravely*
Patrick: *Looks at Squidward with a death stare*
Squidward: Alright imbecile, are you gonna order or just stare at me?
Patrick: I WOULD LIKE... one Krabby Patty please. *smiles with joy*
Squidward: *Sigh* SpongeBob, one heart attack on a bun.
SpongeBob: COMIN' UP IN A JIFFY SQUIDDY!
Squidward: Stop trying to rhyme, you are ruining my appetite.
SpongeBob: Fine, Squidward, but I don't really have an appetite either. *smile*
Squidward: JUST... GET.... THE... FOOOOOOOOOOOD!
SpongeBob: Ok Squidward, geez. *makes Krabby Patty*
SpongeBob: *Comes out the door, bravely* ONE KRABBY PATTY FOR MY BEST FRIEND, IS READY!
Patrick: Oooooh.. *drools*
Squidward: Patrick, you ok?
SpongeBob: He's just standing there drooling..
Patrick: Duuhhhhhhhhhhhh... *drools*
SpongeBob: Patrick, Patrick!? Here's your Krabby Patty! *sets on table*
Patrick: ..... YEAAAAAAAAAH! *Eats whole table with Krabby Patty*
Patrick: I feel much better..
Squidward: You gotta pay..
Patrick: I AM A DETECTIVE! I never pay. *breaks open door and leaves*
SpongeBob: *sigh* Mr. Krabs will be so mad...
More Coming Soon.