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(Episode starts with Plankles behind a rock looking towards the Krusty Crack)
Plankles: nows my chance to finally get that BLASTED formula!!!
(Cuts to Plankles tip-toeing in the crack)
(Cuts to Mr Crack’s office with Mr crack sleeping)
Plankles: (jumps onto desk) perfect! He's asleep! Now to just go to the safe aaand...
Mr Cracks: (jumps into scene with hammer) Freeze! (Hits plankles with hammer) ararar! You fell for the ol’ “desk sleep” trick!
Plankles: i hate you!
(Cuts to outside the crack)
Mr crack: (kicks plankles) and stay out you booger!
(Cuts to Plankles sneaking back)
Plankles: this is gonna be it!!
(Spongecicle walks out and steps on Plankles)
Spongecicle: woops! Sorry plankles!
Plankles: I'll get the formula some other time!
Spongecicle: good luck with that! (Walks off)
Plankles: wait a minute! If i disguise myself as that popsicle fool, i could retrieve the formula in a snap!
(Cuts to plankles in his office with Who karens. Plankles is building something off-screen)
Who karens: what are you doing now?
Plankles: oh you'll see honey! Annnd VOILA!
(Camera moves to plankton next to a costume of Spongecicle)
Who karens: i dont wanna know.
Plankles: (hops in costume and walks out laughing)
(Cuts to Plankles walking into the Krusty crack with his costume)
Plankles: reporting for duty… sir.
(Plankles attempts to move his arm up but fails)
(Cuts to Not Squidward)
Not Squidward: right. (Puts his Porn magazine in front of his face)
Spongecicle: (walks through doors) good morning si- whAa?!
Plankles: uh… yes im getting right to work! (Runs towards crack’s office)
Spongecicle: Squidtard, did you see that?
Not squidward: dont call me Squidtard! And no.
(Cuts to Mr crack in his office. Plankles walks in.)
Plankles: reporting for duty!
Mr crack: Spongecicle, me boy! What do ye want?! Get back to cooking or i whip you! (Holds up a whip)
Plankles: i um, forgot the formula!
Mr cracks: WHAT?! (whips Plankles)
Mr crack: (sighs) i guess i could get the formula.
(Mr cracks opens the safe)
Mr cracks: take this.
Plankles: (jumps out the costume and grabs formula) hahaha! Fool! Now i have the formula! (Runs out)
Spongecicle: (runs in) mr crack! Plankles stole the formula!
Mr cracks: i know. Just let him be.
Mr cracks: you'll see.
(Cuts to Plankles running into the cum bucket)
Plankles: (inside the cum bucket) hahahaha! Now it's time to find out the formula!
(The cum bucket explodes)
(Cuts back to Mr cracks)
Mr cracks: ararar!
Mr cracks: it's a safety thing i have. If the formula leaves the restaurant, it explodes!
Mr cracks: ararar!!!
Plankles: curse you!