|Plankton's New Eye|
|Series||Plankton Lives With The Raw|
|Creative director(s)||New Kelp City|
|Title card by||Calaz|
|Previous Episode||No One Cares|
|Next Episode||When Push Comes To Pat 2|
[AT THE KRUSTY KRAB]
Mr. Krabs: Money, money, ganna count some money! Money, money gonna count some MONEEEEEEEY!
SpongeBob: MR. KRABS, MR. KRABS, MR. KRABS!!!
Mr. Krabs: WHAT! WHAT! WHAT!
SpongeBob: PLANKTON! PLANKTON! PLANKTON!
Mr. Krabs: Yes? Yes? Yes?
SpongeBob: He des- He des- He des-
Mr. Krabs: Spit it out boy!!
SpongeBob: He’s designing a new eye!
Mr. Krabs: WHAT? With that new eye he can see EVERYTHING better!
SpongeBob: You think?
[Scene cuts to the Chum Bucket and shows Plankton looking through a telescope]
Plankton: Heheheh, this second eye i’m designing sure will come in handy! Heheheheh! Karen, come over here!
Karen: Yes honey?
Plankton: Can you grab me the mirror i got last episode?
Karen: Yes honey. Ugh...
[Karen grabs a mirror on his left shoulder and gives it to Plankton]
Plankton: Thank you Karen. AND NOW, WITH THIS MAGICAL MIRROR, I SHALL HAVE THE POWER TO SEE MORE CLEARLY! Muhahuhauhauha!
[All of the sudden everything turns white]
Mr. Krabs: Ah! Me ears!... and me eyes!
SpongeBob: It seems as if an ectracal powered softize has been acivated into vision!
Mr. Krabs:... Wut?
SpongeBob: Technically Plankton used an illusional mirror.
Mr. Krabs: Oh.
[awkward silence as the white fades away]
SpongeBob: So.... we gonna stop Plankton or what?
Mr. Krabs: Yeah.
[SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs rush out of the Krusty Krab and come out with a bulldozer]
Plankton: Ah Ah Ah!
[They both stop]
Plankton: I’m afraid i can’t let you destroy my restaurant.
Plankton: Wait, you actually aren't gonna destroy it?
Both: No. Well destroy it anyway.
Plankton: Awwwww. But, I HAVE A BACKUP PLAN! MY SECOND EYE WILL HELP ME DESTROY YOU! MUHAHAHA!
SpongeBob: Oh really? How exactly will that happen?
Plankton: I WILL… well… i haven't exactly figured that out yet. BUT MY SECOND EYE WILL DEFINITELY… DESTROY YOUUUUU!
Mr. Krabs: Uhhhh… so does it have lasers or something? Cause you need a plan if that’s all you have. A new eye.
Plankton: Yes i know i’m stupid. JUST GIMME THE SECRET FORMULA OR ELSE I’LL… DO WHATEVER I’M GONNA DO!
[Mr. Krabs very sarcastically grabs Plankton, rips of his eye, and throws him down]
Plankton: Wait, WHAT THE- HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
Mr. Krabs: Um, “Illuiginal Mirror”: A mirror that’s ILLUIGINAL. I-L-L-U-I-G-I-A-L. That eye was fake.
Plankton: DARNIT, DARNIT, DARNIT.
[As Plankton continues saying “darnit”, Mr. Krabs throws him back in the restaurant and goes back to his restaurant with SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: So… how did he even get the mirror anyway?
Mr. Krabs: Don’t question Plankton’s ways. It’ll just make them even more bad then they should be.
- This episode had its transcript leaked 13 minutes before the episode aired.