SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, let's call random people! (SpongeBob dials random number)
(disconnected sound plays)
SpongeBob: Barnacles. Patrick, your turn! (hands Patrick phone as he calls random number)
(Spanish guy speaking on phone)
Patrick: What are you, English or something? (hangs up phone) Weirdo.
SpongeBob: For my call, I'm pulling out the big phone book! (flips through pages) Look, Pizza Castle!
(SpongeBob calls Pizza Castle)
Guy on Phone: Hello?
Patrick: Tell them I want pizza now for free!
SpongeBob: SHUT UP! No, not you! (disconnected sound plays) Damn it! Your turn, Patrick.
Patrick: Potty mouth. (flips through pages of phone book) Divorce company? (shivers) Hey, look, a house remodeling service! I can call them and tell them my house is ugly!
(Patrick calls, followed by answering machine)
SpongeBob: What'd ya get?
Patrick: Stupid robot talking to me in his robot language.
SpongeBob: Patrick, that's an answering machine.
Patrick: I don't care what species it is! Here's the phone! I'm leaving!
SpongeBob: Patrick! (Patrick stomps out) Ah, whatever. Let's call another number...hmm, person named Waltz Banken? I better ask him if his toilet is clogged.
(Several rings are heard)
SpongeBob: Ugh, some people just wanna get in the phone book! (more rings are heard) WHY are they even in the phone book?
Patrick: Hey, here's a job I can do!
SpongeBob: Patrick, get back here! (looks at Patrick behind camera) Don't you try and mess with the camera...damn it!
(Screen fades to black)