Squidward Quincy Tentacles (born October 9, 1972 Aged 44) is an anthropomorphic octopus who lives next door to SpongeBob and Patrick. He is the secondary tritagonist of the SpongeBob SquarePants series. He is also one of the main characters in Patrick's New Life. He still lives with SpongeBob now, but they don't show him very often anymore on the main SpongeBob SquarePants show because he is the star of some other shows, such as Squid vs. Squid and Squidward Chat. He has a love crush on Squidney Weely. He is a former pro wrestler in a company called WWC. He got the style of WWE wrestler William Regal. He is the King of the Ring 2009 winner. He was inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2015. In SpongeBob n' Stuff's Temmie n' Stuff sub-series, he is the royal butler in Temopolis to King Tem, Queen Tem and Temmie.
Squidward serves as the third main character of both series, the real one, and almost every fanon one. He appeared in many episodes since the show started, but had very few appearances in the last two seasons. This is commonly tied to him leaving for his new spin-off series, The Squidward Show. He has moved on to star in Squid Vs. Squid and Awkward, Octopus for a slightly younger audience. He came back to the show SpongeBob SquarePants because Patrick and SpongeBob got less annoying. Squidward plays Clarinet. Squidward was created in 1999 when he was 26 years old. In the episode Up and Down, he got blocked out after messing up the national anthem at Bikini Bottom Stadium.
- Octoville Preschool
- Octoville Elementary (Kindergarten) - 2 quarters
- Bikini Bottom Elementary (Rest of Kindergarten, Grades 1-5)
- Bikini Bottom Jr. High (Grades 6-8)
- South Westmore High School (Grade 9)
- Bikini Bottom High (Grades 10-12) (All grades in Bikini Bottom High)
- Music Arts Academy
- Bikini Bottom University
- Squidward imagines that in the future all of Bikini Bottom will be squids, and spend most of their time honoring him.
- Prior to season 7, even though he still has been seen to be dreaming about fame in Season 8.
- Squidward is right-handed, as seen in Artist Unknown, where he tries to draw a circle.
- In "Restraining SpongeBob," it is stated that Squidward is allergic to seaberries.
- He is a contestant in SpongeBob SquarePants: The Reality Show.
- Running Gag: Squidward makes a joke but no one laughs and crickets start chirping.
- Squidward died at the end of "Multi-Plankton", but he was brought back to life by Sandy in Squid's Back.
Leaving the Show
Prior to the events of Season 8 and Season 9, Squidward left Bikini Bottom to get away from his annoying neighbors and to finally live his dreams. He now stars as the main character in his spin-off series, The Squidward Show. An upcoming fan episode called Squidless in Bikini Bottom features the other main characters struggling to accept his absence, with SpongeBob and Patrick trying to look for a replacement for Squidward. Luckily, he came back one day because SpongeBob and Patrick got less annoying and wherever Squidward stayed, his neighbors were way more annoying than SpongeBob and Patrick. He went to the east. He became the leader of the eastern bottom and save the nation from attack Mongol and tartar.
- WardWard (1st cousin)
- Squoodward (2nd cousin; 31 years old)
- SpongeBob (sometimes)
- Patrick (sometimes)
- Mr. Krabs
- Danny (sometimes)
- Sam (sometimes)
- Tucker (sometimes)
- Plankton (sometimes)
- SpongeBob (usually)
- Patrick (usually)
- Squilliam Fancyson
- Mr. Krabs (usually)
- Danny (usually)
- Sam (usually)
- Tucker (usually)
- SpongeBob Takes a Nap
- The Sponge Show
- Basket Sponge
- Rags to Riches
- Deep Down Low
- SpongeBob SquarePants (The Roblox Series)
- "This Is Pretty Easy."
- "SpongeBob!!!! PATRICK!!!!! DO YOU MIND!!!!!!!!!!"
- "He Is An Secret."
- "SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN?!?!?!?!"
- "(siren) REEEEEEOWWWWWWWW!"
- "Gurg! (BANG!) GUrgl"
- "This is idiotic"
- "Too bad that didn't kill me."
- "(Patrick) Hey, Squidward. (Squidward) NO!!!"
- "Nah, Becoming At The Squid, I Play Pacman."
- "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."
- "Goodnight Bikini Bottom! I LOVE YOU!!!"
- "ROBOSQUID, AWAY!"
- "Morning, Squidnacho."
- "I hate all of you."
- "YA MEAN YOU DIPPED ME INTO YELLOW? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
- "Good Morning SpongeBob. 'Honk'."
- "Squidmax, 7 Year Old? Where Are You?"
- Oh, Please.
- WHY I GOTTA LIVE IN THIS TOWN?!
This gallery contains pictures of Squidward and title cards of fanon episodes based on him.