This is an episode from the SpongeBob magazine series.
Patrick: Mar--Hey! You cheated!
SpongeBob: Sorry, Patrick! I'll start again.
(Door slams on Patrick.)
Squidward: What is going on in here? It's Two O'Clock in the morning! You're keeping the whole neighborhood awake!
Squidward: Listen, SpongeBob--I need plenty of sleep for my dance recital tomorrow, so keep it QUIET!
Squidward: PROMISE me you won't make any noise til daylight!
SpongeBob: I promise, but it's kinda hard to play this game quietly!
Squidward: Then play some OTHER game! Just keep it QUIET!
(Squidward slams the door and shows Patrick on the wall, flattened.
(Scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick with many noise making stuff.)
SpongeBob: Something quiet, huh? I don't know, Patrick--what do YOU want to do?
SpongeBob: Hmm...I've got it!
Patrick: What is all this stuff?
SpongeBob: I was saving it all for Halloween, but why wait? Let's suit up and keep the neighborhood quiet as...
SpongeBob: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
Patrick: Our favorite Super-Heroes!
SpongeBob: Listen, Barnacle Boy! That horrible noise! It must be the evil SNORELONN! And he's hiding right next door!
Patrick: What are we gonna do, Mermaid Man?
SpongeBob: We shall bring peace and quiet back to the neighborhood by capturing the evil Snorelonn! Here! Take your containment rod and follow me!
Patrick: What do we do after we capture him, Mermaid Man?
SpongeBob: One thing at a time, Barnacle Boy!
French Narrator: Inside....
SpongeBob: Before we confront Snorelonn, we should search the crime scene for incriminating evidence.
Patrick: This pie looks pretty incriminating! Chomp! Chomp!
SpongeBob: What's this?
SpongeBob: Our enemy is craftier than I thought! He'll probably try to stick this in your ear and suck your brains out of your SKULL!
'Patrick': I don't have any ears.
SpongeBob: You don't? How can you hear what I'm saying?
Patrick: What? I can't hear you.
SpongeBob: I said, "How can you hear what I'm saying?"
SpongeBob: HOW CAN YOU--Oh, forget it.
'SpongeBob: We must be cautious...rumor has it that Snorelonn likes to EAT his VICTIMS'!
SpongeBob: Wait--this book! It--it's HORRIBLE!This book..."gulp!" it's...it's...
SpongeBob and Patrick: IT'S A COOKBOOK! AAAAUGH!
French Narrator: Meanwhile, upstairs...
Squidward: What the--? Now,what's all this RACKET?
Squidward's Thoughts: If those two idiots have anything to do with this...
Squidward: Wha? (Squidward notices SpongeBob and Patrick.)
Squidward: Who are you? What do you want?
Squidward: Help! Burglars! Thieves! Hooligans! Get out! Shoo!
SpongeBob: Jeepers! For someone who likes it quiet, he sure yells a lot!
Squidward: Go on, SCAT! Aw, look what you did to my living room! You'll pay for this!
SpongeBob: Do you know any quiet games, Patrick?
Patrick: How about the "RUN HOME AND HIDE UNDER THE COVERS" Game?
Squidward: Hello? Police? I want to report a burglary! What? Sure, I can describe the bandits. It was dark, but they looked very familiar...
Police Fish#1: Uh-huh...Great big ears? Slippers? Okay. Giant nose, blue cape...Yep, sounds familiar, all right...You'd better come down and look at a lineup.
French Narrator: Soon...
Squidward: There they are! The BURGLARS!It was Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! Shame on you!
Police Fish#2: Okay,you two! You're under arrest!
Johnny: And so it is that the mightiest defenders of Bikini Bottom bring their careers to a close under a cloud of shame!
Mermaid Man: Does this have anything to do with that tag I tore off of my mattress.
Barnacle Boy: Oh, pipe down, you old coot!
Squidward: Groan! I gotta get some sleep!
French Narrator: 5:12 AM.
Squidward: Ooohhhh......I've gotta...get some...sleep!
SpongeBob: Oh,my gosh! Patrick, look at the news-paper! I can't believe it--Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy--common criminals! We'll never play Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy again. I don't wanna be a bad guy.
Patrick: Now there's nothing left to do.
SpongeBob: Hey,look! The sun's coming up! It's daytime again! You know what that means!
Squidward: Oh, what's the use?