(Title card shows up.)
Pearl: Oh, it's been a long night...what time is it anyways?
(Pearl opens the door, followed by seeing Mr. Krabs pointing at his watch.)
Mr. Krabs: Pearl! You're 15 minutes late!
Pearl: Sorry, daddy, I was just out with Tall, Dark, and---
Mr. Krabs: Yes, I know all about (in mocking voice) Tall, Dark, and Handsome.
Pearl: Oh, daddy, give the guy a chance!
Mr. Krabs: Creeps like him trick ya. I say dump him now.
Pearl: Daddy, you haven't even met the guy, he's super---
Mr. Krabs: He's a super freak show, that's what he is!
(Pearl's stomach growls.)
Mr. Krabs: Pearl, you can't be hungry! You must have ate something at the party!
Pearl: I did, daddy. It's probably just growing---
(Pearl runs to the bathroom, and a noise of throwing up is heard. Mr. Krabs looks disgusted.)
Mr. Krabs: What did you eat at the party?
Pearl: Just some crackers!
Mr. Krabs: Well, I think the cheapskate who sent you to a party where all they serve is crackers deserves to be locked up forever!
Pearl: You sent me to the party because you thought someone was going to give me alcohol at the original party!
Mr. Krabs: You just never know, Pearl! Someone COULD have, you're lucky to be alive!
(A throwing up noise is heard again.)
Mr. Krabs: Pearl, just go eat something!
Pearl: Okay, maybe that'll help.
(Pearl walks across the room to the kitchen.)
Mr. Krabs: And keep the trash can near you!
(Cut to Pearl eating Kelpo. Lots of crunching is heard.)
Pearl: I still don't feel any better!
Mr. Krabs: Pearl, you're going through a growing pain. This happens a lot.
Mr. Krabs: Yes, really. Now go to bed!
Pearl: Alright, daddy. See you in the morning!
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