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Two Timing Pearl
Pearlorette Episode-Two Timing Pearl.jpg
Series Pearlorette
Season 1
Episode 1
Airdate January 4, 2013
Story by KaRRotBuddy4
Written by KaRRotBuddy4
IHeartSpongeBob (editor)
Directed by KaRRotBuddy4
Supervising producer IHeartSpongeBob
Title card by Chrisvader1234

Two Timing Pearl is the pilot episode of the spin-off Pearlorette. In this episode, Pearl tries to deal with having a boyfriend, Brad, while still soaking it up with SpongeBob. The next episode is A Poisoned Pearl.

Plot[]

Pearl is in a pickle. So far she is cheating on Brad for SpongeBob, but what she doesn't know is that Brad has a surprise for her too. What will she do and who will she befriend?

Transcript[]

  • Narrator: The setting starts in Brad's home. Pearl is leaving to go get something from the supermarket, or so Brad thinks. Brad doesn't know he is in for a huge treat however.
  • [scene starts wiith Pearl telling Brad she needs to pick up some eggs for a cake she is planning to make]
  • Pearl: [shouts to Brad] Honey, I need to pick up some eggs from the store. Be back in a few.
  • Brad: [shouts back] Okay, I will start cooking dinner.
  • Pearl: [in Pearl's POV] Okay, Brad doesn't know, he can't know. I love him but I also love...
  • [scene cuts to Pearl driving to unknown place, but before that, stops at a gas station for gas]
  • Pearl: [walks in the store to pay for gas; sighs; to cashier] Twenty dollars, please.
  • Sadie: Honey, I can tell something is wrong, so why don't you tell me what's troubling you so.
  • Pearl: Okay, well, let's just say there are two relationships. One is involving my current boyfriend and my current workmate. [looks confused] Who will become my boyfriend?
  • Sadie: Look, honey. I am going to be straight foward with you. I have been married to my husband for thirty eight years, [whispers to Pearl] but have been cheating on him for forty two years.
  • Pearl: [gasps] How did you pull that off?
  • Sadie: Honey, I am just that good. But that is what my heart told me to do. [looks closer at Pearl] Was it wrong? Probably, but it was what my heart told me to do, and my heart told me to try to get pregnant. [points at Pearl's heart] Do what your heart tells you to do. 
  • Pearl: [looks down] You're right.
  • [scene cuts to Brad cooking dinner]
  • Brad: [holding spices over the pot] Lets add a little of this and that. And later, I will add the onions for texture. [looks at watch; gasps] What?! It's been 35 mins?! I wonder if i should call Pearl. She's has been acting strange lately. I wonder if she is pregnant. We did do that thing...[pause] Nah!!
  • [scene cuts to Brad driving to go look for Pearl at the store]
  • Brad: [driving] Where is she? [phone rings; Brad answers] Pearl, is that you?! [pause] Oh, hi Mr. Ryan. Yes, I will get the papers tomorrow when I get in. Bye. [hangs up phone; shouts] Ahh, stop light! [looks around and through an open window of a house on the corner; sees Pearl and becomes puzzled] Is that Pearl... [looks closer] Hugging someone? [pause] Wait a minute. That's that square dude from work...um...[thinks of name] SpongeBob. Why whould she lie about going to the store if she was just visiting a friend? [looks confused] Unless it's a really...good friend.
  • [scene cuts to Pearl and SpongeBob]
  • Pearl: I don't think I can do it.
  • SpongeBob: What do you mean? I thought you wanted us to be together, or was I wrong? [turns head and sees Brad upset outside, causing him to turn to Pearl to confess]
  • Pearl: [becomes angered] What I love is you. But you know that I also love him...and letting him go isn't easy.
  • SpongeBob: [looks sorry; looks at Brad and kisses Pearl in front of him] It will be okay. [laughs at Brad]
  • Pearl: [looks down] You're right. [not knowing that Brad is sitting in his car waiting for a stop light in front of the house]
  • [scene cuts to Brad in the car]
  • Brad: [shouts] Dammit! [car honks behind; shouts at car; looks out window] Shut up! Okay, if she wants to play that way, I will play back...harder. [car honks again; Brad looks out of the car window and behind] You want me to get out of this car...?! Okay then! [drives back home]
  • [scene cuts to Pearl]
  • Pearl: [looks up] Okay, well I have to go.
  • SpongeBob: Okay, well, I'll call you. [kisses Pearl's cheek]
  • Pearl: [walks out the door] See you, but don't call me because I want to tell Brad first and I feel like he knows something.
  • SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah.
  • Pearl: [starts car]
  • Pearl: [sighs]
  • [scene cuts to Brad back at the house]
  • Brad: Okay, food is almost done.
  • Pearl: [steps out of car and walks through the front door] Honey, I'm home.
  • Brad: [rushes to Pearl] Hey, where are the groceries?
  • Pearl: [looks nervous] They didn't have any eggs.
  • Brad: [starting to look angry] Really? Then why did it take you over an hour to get back?
  • Pearl: [looks even more nervous] Umm...um...um...
  • Brad: [looks angry] Save it! I saw you inside of SpongeBob's house doing your stuff!
  • Pearl: [looks at Brad] Brad, I...
  • Brad: [shouts] Stop! I refuse to play your games! You need to tell me now Pearl...now! Is it me...or him!
  • [dramatic music plays]
  • Pearl: [long pause] Him.
  • [end of episode]
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