This is not a joke request, this is serious.

SpongeBot678 (Administrator)

I believe he should be promoted for the sheer amount of edits he makes. He has made it to the top of the leaderboard a couple of times and even #1. He is the kind of leader needed for the wiki. He is a serious user who has the skill to assist users.

PolaryKey (Content Moderator)

He is an active user who runs quite a number of spin-offs. I can tell by some of his revisions to spam, that he may be a good content moderator since we're in the need of some new active content mods (in case SB678 and RadioGuy get promoted).

By the way, I am a former admin on here.